Fortunately (or unfortunately) Assburger Syndrome means:
is believed to be the most common personality disorder in the Western world, yet it remains one of the least frequently diagnosed. It is an often-degenerative condition that can manifest itself in many different ways in different patients, but almost all Assburger's sufferers exhibit at least five of the following symptoms:
- a strong liking and desire to eat hamburgers made from meat deriving from the rump of humans, animals, or a combination of the two
- a strong urge to make a fupa sandwich with animal semen
- Delusions of superiority.
- People who "get jokes"
- A hyper-inflated sense of their own intelligence, wit, charm or appearance.
- Ditto for their professional, sporting, musical, rhyming and/or computer prowess.
- An obsessive need for cheese that borders on interesting.
- School shootings
- An utter inability to think more than one thought at a time.
- A lack of empathy for the hordes of people who live like mooing cows.
- A belief that the horde of sheeple that they belong to is better than other hordes of sheeple.
- A constant oral discharge of fecal matter
- The arousal in others of violent or homicidal thoughts.
- An unnatural fondness for the teletubbies.
- Drawn to raping cats in the butt.
- Known for being a homosexual, a type of antisocial human commonly found on craigslist
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